Sunday, April 29, 2018

New Target

Hmmmm...don't feel like making fun of Mykan today. What else is on. And-

*Sees comment on bashing Black Panther*

Hello new target!


Hmmmm...wonder what Mykie is doing right now.

(Looks and sees a whole mess of blogs that I missed.)

Now, you see, this is what happens when you focus so much time on writing an entertaining story. You miss so many oppertunities for a good riff. So, lets see just what we can utterly evicerate, shall we?


Tuesday, April 17, 2018

History with Channel Awesome

Before I savagely tear into To Boldly Flee (Figured it's 10 years, might as well tear it apart.) I want to spend time talking about the site and what it means to me.

Back in 2008, I was busy just getting used to the net and the like. Getting used to the freedom of my own laptop and the writing abilities I could use with it, and youtube for me was mainly just for watching abridged videos. Around this time, I was mainly getting my reviews from sites like Jabootu, Cold usion, and the agony booth. One day, while I was looking at the forums, someone sent a link to a video by the Nostalgia critic. Namely, the Space Jam review, it was the first time I had seen him and I had laughed so very hard at his gags. Thus, began my long love of the reviewers and their ilk.

See, I am a little odd when it comes to reviews and critics. While I will look at Rotten Tomatoes or meta critic to get a good feeling of how the public or critics feel about a movie, I tend to not agree with any of them. Oh sure, we sometimes link up when it comes to a movie I like, but nine times out of ten the movies they hate I tend to love. Also, sometimes I get bored with their ilk and just end up sleeping through it. I don't know why it was, maybe I just prefer a gag over "This scene sucks because the camera is in the wrong angle" or  "There is modern music in this knight movie, it sucks". So, to see a guy sitting in a tie and a hat riffing on a bad movie and telling jokes about why the movie sucks, was such a relief.

It was never about the screaming or the rage for me, hell I don't think my fave gags o his are the angry ones. Mine are ones like the good Son, Zuul Motherfucker!, the gag in Steel where he makes fun of Steel just laying there, and more. I just liked watching someone throw jokes and gags at the screen and see what happens (Shame he seems to be losing that and thinks he wants to be a real reviewer)

Imagine my surprise and happiness when I found out that he was getting a website and was putting videos on there. From there, I began to find more guys like Critic: Spoony, Linkara, Phelous, and so many more. Hell, about a few months before I became a brony I watched the Nostalgia Chick's review of the MLP: Movie(Ironically I disagree with most of what she says now) and more. Each review I saw was a blast to watch and hilarious.

Then, To Boldly Flee happened, and the death of Jew Wario and something just...felt off. I don't know what it was, maybe it was that Doug just lost what it was that made him good or that the movie made it feel like we were being forced to say goodbye, I don't know. But overtime, it just felt like there was a distance between me and my fave site. I was feeling more and more like there was something wrong going one and that I wasn't seeing it. Oh, but how right I was, wasn't I?

This site meant a lot to me, as being a place to laugh and forget my troubles. As a place to make me think and have fun. While it's still going down in flames, I still retain what the reviewers inspired me and what I loved about it. Not the screaming and ranting, but making jokes and quips about bad material. Just a place for entertainment and the like, and a place for fun.

For me, this was mainly a site to understand stuff I had never seen before and become an even bigger movie lover. It was a place where a bunch of geeks could make fun of movies and have a great time doing it. So to see it fall, is a little disheartening. However, I feel like while it fell, the reviewers it had introduced me too will never leave me.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Lighting Dawn, Count Logan, vs the world

Note: The administration would like to inform the general populace that, no, Scott Pilgrim will not be appearing in this little satrical short.

And he is crowing more about his characters being able to defeat any canon character. So I put up the challenge of Lightning against Twivine


Hmmmm, so Mykan says that his characters can beat any cannon character? Any? Well then, here on this blog, we present to you all takers on this challenge. It's time for "Mykan's characters vs cannon fighters!!!!!" Ok, so it's mainly Lighting Dawn and count Logan. Jaden Mykan would lose to Atem so damn fast it would make his head spin, and copy cat is just a furry Robin recolor. So, lets begin!


Saturday, January 13, 2018

Mykan is not talented enough for this...

Ok, so lets see what Mykan has up his sleeve in the latest blog. And...

He has written about what?

NO! NO! You are not talented for this! You should not be talking about this!!!!